Dear Santa

Dear Santa

I know it is a bit early to be sending you my Christmas present wish but I thought I would get in early.

This year I have decided to be generous with my wish, this year I have decided that instead of asking you for something for myself I want you to give a present to somebody else.

It is not easy deciding who should be the recipient of the present Santa, there are many people in this world who have desperate needs, I did think about asking you to give Philip Ure or Natasha Fuller a job, I even gave consideration to asking you to supply D4J with a years supply of Valium, however, that would only fix one small problem.

I figure that if I am going to give away my Christmas present then it should go to the person who can do the most good with their new gift, somebody who needs this gift and somebody who upon receiving the gift will be able to change the way millions of Kiwis live.

The gift I have decided upon will make all of the people in this nation a little bit richer, each and every tax payer would find that they have a few dollars a week more in their pay packet and every single person in New Zealand would be better off.

So Santa, this year I would really appreciate it if you could send Mr John Key a pair of testicles, only then will Mr Key be equipped to do what is really needed with our out of control social welfare system, only then will Mr Key be able to start slashing and burning his way through the thousands of bludgers who steal from their fellow Kiwis week after week.

Thanks for reading my letter Santa, I hope you can help.

Kind regards

Big Bruv.