Spring Cleaning
Yes, my friends, the Voluntary Student Membership issue is again rearing its devilishly handsome head in the form of the Education (Freedom of Association) Amendment Bill, which by happy chance was drawn from the ballot. This Bill is essentially the Spring Clean of student politics - sweeping away the detritus and leaving only the clean, fresh air of freedom.
For those who aren't already aware, if you wish to attend, say, Otago University, you have no choice but to belong to the Otago University Students Association (OUSA). You can, of course, opt out on conscience grounds, but the kindly blighters at OUSA will keep your money anyway. It's very important to students associations that they keep your money, you see, because they provide Important Services™, and if students were not forced to belong to OUSA these Important Services™ would be "under threat".
The plain fact of the matter is that if these Important Services™ are indeed important, then people will be willing to pay for them when they use them. If they do not, in fact, want those services, then they will not pay for them. This is quite obvious. So by stating that, if student membership were to become voluntary, Important Services™ would be under threat, then you are freely admitting that not many people actually want the services you are providing. If very few students actually want those services provided, then what business have you using their money to provide them? As an extreme example, let us suppose that in a University of 1,000 students, only 1 student wants subsidised lunchtime oranges. It would be ludicrous in the extreme to claim that subsidised lunchtime oranges were an Important Service™. Yet the CSM folks make precisely this claim - they devoutly believe that these services are Important Services™ because, well, they say they are.
Well, sorry sunshine, that's just not good enough. If I want something, I will pay for it. If I'm not willing to pay for it, then clearly I didn't value the service at the price it costs to provide it, and if a service is not valued by students at more than its cost then no students association should be providing it. This principle needs to be stated loudly and clearly, and the only way to do that is to rob these socialists of their ill-gotten gains.
The time has finally come to sweep the cobwebs out of our students associations, and give students the legal right to choose with whom they will associate. Let the cleaning begin!
God I love Spring.










