The Hand Mirror are upset about John Key.Well, we saw that coming, but yet their 32 reasons (that they took from Facebook) are typically leftist silliness and irrelevance. It's always fun to fisk it though :)
1 Let junk food back into school tuck shopsInstead of kids sneaking out to these shops at lunch time, after school and parents sneaking junk food into schools for their kids. Changing this nanny state policy was a brilliant masterstroke - parents know best, and teachers can do their jobs again!
2: Stop the phasing out of inefficient incandescent light bulbs*sigh* More meddling in our own homes....
3: Introduce a 90 day "probation period" for employeesBut of course any policy that employers like, the left will be against. If we didn't increase the minimum wages then youth employment would be up. John hasn't gone far enough on this one!
4. Abandon minimum fuel economy standards for carsMore important things to get your knickers in a twist about.
5: Abandon the commission to equalise wages between sexes for the same jobIf Labour couldn't achieve this in 9 years under Herr Helen then what did this commission actually do? How much did this commission cost?
6: End local democracy in the Auckland Region.Impossible to prove - just a not too sly dig at Rodney!
7: Cut funding for adult education night classes just as a recession is taking holdNow people will have to pay for their basket weaving and language classes themselves. I'd prefer money was spent on schools and not hobbies.
8: Increase funding for private schools.Yeah, because everybody is clamouring to go to public schools! Sure private schools should be able to fund themselves, but I have a suspicion this complaint is more ideological than anything else.
9: Introduce "3 strikes" legislation, proved worldwide to actually worsen crime ratesProven where? Is the Hand Mirror against harsh penalties for repeat rapists and murderers?
10: Change New Zealand's stance on whaling without consulting the countryJust like Labour did with smacking. Whales are freaking animals!
11: Put the issue of climate change on the back burner indefinitelyWhy? John Key seems to be interested in climate change, despite the popular momentum for it waning.
12: Rort the ministerial expenses system and get away with it.Just wait for Labours expenses to come out from their last term. Sure two wrongs don't make a right, but this is very hypocritical.
13: Appoint Christine Rankin to the Children's CommissionBecause she doesn't support Labour amongst other things....
14: 'Streamline' the RMA to allow for unfettered development.Proof? The RMA is a disaster, any attempt to fix or eliminate it is welcomed!
15: Lift the ban on new thermal (coal and gas) electricity generation.Because we can all survive on Jennette Fitzsimmons wind turbines :)
16: Repeal the biofuels sales obligation.No comment, I don't know what they are on about.
17: Refer to coal as 'sexy.'It can be very sexy girls. China love it. Once you go black you'll never go back :)
18: Abandon the TVNZ charterThank god. It didn't improve the quality whatsoever.
19: Propose to open up conservation land for miningIgnoring the fact that Labour are also very enthusiastic mining supporters...sigh.
20: Introduce national educational standards in primary schools despite all the international research indicating they are a bad idea.And yet these tests are still popular with parents. Parents want to see results from sending their kids to their left wing brainwashers/teachers.
21: Propose cutbacks to the National Radio network and commercialisation of the Concert ProgrammeBeen a long time coming! Why should taxpayers fund state radio? NZ have a shedload of private stations that all do a good job.
22: Raise GST to 15% while at the same time cutting the top tax rateHalf correct. Raising GST is dumb, but Labour don't support cutting it themselves. Nor are Labour being honest about their "Axe the Tax" campaign as they don't want to axe any taxes. Cutting the top tax rate is a good idea, Labour have overtaxes middle and high income earners for too long, tax relief is welcome!
23: Proposed extensions to the 90 day probation period so that large companies will also have the ability to sack employers without giving reason.
Hysterical.
24: Choose not to introduce a capital gains tax on people with investment properties, therefore continuing the absurd growth in house prices and rentals. (Offset this loss of potential revenue with an increase in GST & cutbacks on all of the above)
25: Halve the effectiveness of the Kiwisaver scheme byreducing employer contributions from 4 to 2%During the recession employers need as much help as they can. You already want them to increase wages and not have flexibility with employing the right people. Are you the enemy of employers or just being deliberately difficult?
26: Appoint Rodney Hide as minister of local governmentHe is doing a tough job and for one man, he's doing a great job. Funny that the only people getting upset are primarily whiny lefties who have some sort of paranoia that they will lose their democracy.
27: Plan to cut 700 teaching positions from NZ secondary schoolsI didn't see this. Why?
28: Pass legislation to bulldoze parts of Mt Albert to build a new motorway.What was Labours proposal for this motorway again? *cough*
29: Prepare ACC for privatisation.You're right! John has been dithering on this for too long! Hurry up and privatise it already!
30: Take a party who only got 2.2% of the vote as a coalition partner and let them call the tune.It's called MMP and you guys loved supporting it when it was going your way. Funny you never said this when Jim Anderton was getting policy concessions from Labour. ACT are being an effective coalition party and a far sight better than your dirty arrangements with Winston Peters.
31. Amalgamate government departments (resulting in job losses), and claim it's to "improve services" rather than just to save money.What is better? Bloated government departments or streamlined services? Damn right John should be slashing these departments after the excesses of Labour. Improved services will be a result of these departments being focuses on results and not covering their asses.
32 increased the quota for the endangered bluefin tuna"Nom nom nom.
No apologies girls, John Key is not perfect but these are all reactionary and hysterical. You seem more focused on spending more money and pushing the pain onto employers and the wealthy - all of whom were pounded by the previous Government. Wealth creation is not created by the state or by stealing more and more from the workers.
Labels: hysterical leftwing nonsense, silly girls